[Nettime-nl] What to do with my cat?

["TINKEBELL." <tinkebell@tinkebell.com>]

What to do with my cat?
Was the question I had when I was often away from home and 
my cat, Pinkeltje, was home alone. At first I was thinking about
hiring a nanny for Pinkeltje but that didn't work out that well.
Then I saw this man  on tv who had the same problem with his
cow "Betsie" and he decided to kill her and make really nice 
fashionable shoes from Betsie. He looked sooo handsome with 
Betsie on his feet! After watching this program I immediately
cut Pinkeltje's head off and made myself a purse. She's always 
with me now!
http://www.tinkebell.com/pinkeltje
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