[oldboys] BURGERHEAVEN

[Cornelia Sollfrank <cornelia@snafu.de>]

>From: "Clara Ursitti" <ursittiramsay@lineone.net>
>To: Cornelia Sollfrank <cornelia@snafu.de>
>
>  JOHN BEAGLES AND GRAHAM RAMSAY
>  BURGERHEAVEN 
>  THE TRUE TASTE OF STARDOM 
> 
> Have you ever wished that you could sink your teeth into Elvis's meaty thighs? Do you ever dream of devouring Diana's tender flesh? Now all your desires are just a mouthful away. Utilising the latest food and flavour technology, our Burgerheaven scientists have successfully produced flesh, which is a perfect natural synthesis of your favourite dead superstars. The organic meat compounds which are extracted have all the flavour and texture of such stars as John Lennon, Princess Diana, Jimi Hendrix, Marilyn Monroe, Kurt Cobain and Elvis Presley. 
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> So, if you loved the best, come on and taste their flavoursome flesh.
> 
> PRINCESS DIANA
> Our low fat Queen of Hearts Burger is flame grilled over a Candle in the Wind and comes with a delicate, fragrantly garnished salad .
> KURT COBAIN
> This lean, mean burger sure Tastes Like Teen Spirit. 
> JIMI HENDRIX
> It's hot 'n spicy Voodoo Chili Sauce will blow your mind. 
> You too can kiss the sky - a real star spangled burger treat. 
> MARILYN MONROE
> Gentleman who prefer burgers will overdose on the taste of this peroxide beauty. Diamonds maybe a girl's best friend, but this prime slab of white meat is available at a fraction of the price. 
> JOHN LENNON
> Imagine you could make love with your belly, not war with your bowels. Come together for Instant Karma with this wholesome vegetarian grill. 
> ELVIS PRESLEY
> There's no hound dog in our hot dog, just the good ole taste of the king. With it's secret blend of Blue Suede Southern spices, you just can't help falling in love with the Kingburger. 
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> Throughout the twentieth century many of our brightest stars have been cruelly cut down in their prime, but in Burgerheaven our stars still burn bright.
> They may have died young but they will live on forever in your stomach.
> More information at www.beaglesramsay.co.uk
> 
> BURGERHEAVEN WILL BE SHOWN AT ANDREW MUMMERY GALLERY 
> 63 COMPTON ST LONDON EC1V 0BN 
> PREVIEW: 6 - 8PM FRIDAY 8th MARCH 2002   
> EXHIBITION: 9 MARCH - 13 APRIL OPEN: TUESDAY - SATURDAY 11 - 6PM
> TEL: 020 7251 5545 E: info@andrewmummery.com
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