Syndicate: DATED! NY action request

["rtmark.WORKSERV" <work@rtmark.com>]

For those in NY--this Saturday, an action request from RTMARK.
Conveying an action request from Black Books, Camel, and Smirnoff.  Full details at end of this e-mail.
They desire "saboteurs" to attend their event, at which they will be promoting some useful products, including two known to the state of New York to cause debilitating and permanent illnesses--these products especially are quite useful.
RTMARK conveys this request and interprets it.  "Saboteurs" might traditionally, at such an event, do one of many things, including but certainly not limited to:

taking many free cigarettes and disguising them as canapes;
creating new dishes with liberal admixtures of Smirnoff vodka;
creating new corporate hairstyles with liberal admixtures of Smirnoff vodka;
spreading ALL the free items on the ground, together, simultaneously, by manual, explosive, or other traditional sabotage means, so that they might be inspected more easily;
creating commodity museums utilizing the free goods--and what better location than the hosts' clothing for such museums?
disturbing fixtures of the hosting residence by means of liberal admixture of Smirnoff vodka, Camel cigarettes, Revlon hair-care products, etc.;
disturbing fixtures of the hosting residence's yard in a similar way, if you are ejected by your suddenly humorless hosts;
causing damage as lasting as possible to the residence, the yard, the magazine's image--this part's the hardest--and the psyches of the hosts.

Please, use your imaginations.  Bring as many and as large and as frightening friends as you can.
Don't say that RTMARK sent you, because we'd like them to give us money.

Thank you,
rtmark.WORKSERV


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Dearest artmark--if you have any sabatouers in the NYC area, please let
them know about this...

So if you've been keeping up, you know that when you mix Black Book
magazine with a liquor sponsor and Don Hills, you have a party that is,
hype aside, very, very cool.

So join us once more.

Saturday, June 27th 10 pm
Don Hills 511 Greenwich Street at Spring
Free Smirnoff until midnight, free smokes from Camel, free theatrical rock
and roll from Psychotica, followed by DJ Tim on the wheels of steel, and,
if you are in need, free styling products from L'Oreal.

Drinking, smoking, hair gel, and rock and roll. If you need anymore reason
to show up, then, seriously, we can't help you.

Open bar goes from ten to midnight. Party goes until 4. If you show up
before midnight, just say Black Book at the door. If not, you may have to
finesse your way in.

Hope to see you there. Really.

Black Book

"Are you about The Cause?"

Black Book
116 Prince Street
2nd floor
New York, NY 10012
tel: [212] 334-1800   
fax: [212] 334-3364